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Inventions by Idiots
1) Inflatable dart board.
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A book on how to read.
4) Solar-powered flashlight.
5) Screen door on a submarine.
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Short and Funny
I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
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THE MOOD RING:
>MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY.
WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD
>IT TURNS! GREEN.
WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD,
IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD.
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GRANDMA'S AGE:
LITTLE JOHNNY ASKED HIS GRANDMA HOW OLD SHE WAS.
GRANDMA ANSWERED, "39 AND HOLDING."
JOHNNY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN SAID, "AND HOW OLD WOULD YOU BE IF YOU LET GO?"
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